Newly Wed Naked Moment

[barnsydog]

We were newly weds and had moved to a bedsit,it was weekend my new wife was shopping I was in my truck fiddling with a d---y carburettor. I had the carb off on my lap it was hot so had no shirt on only jeans. The Carburettor leaked Petrol into my lap which all of a sudden felt like my privates were alight. I ran into the bedsit but the sink was too high and I could not get my Tackle into it. I dropped my trousers and filled a Mug with cold water I moved the Mug between my legs opened wide and got as much of my 3 piece inside the mug to relieve the burning, At that Moment my wife walked in with the shopping and her friend, at first she only saw my head and was busy introducing me to her friend as they both walked round the bed into view, There was I naked trousers round my ankles with my ----- and Testicules in a Mug with my legs wide open.......I couldn't run I couldn't remove my Privates I just grinned...... :oops: